Because this stuff always happens to me.

I do not handle waiting well. It eats me alive from the inside out. If you ever want to experience the Wrath of Amy, say this: “I have a surprise for you but you can’t have it for (X amount of time).” I will hurt you. I will torture you slowly and painfully until you [...]

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Creative Weirdness

I want to write a book. I have always wanted to write a book. A book about my life and all the crap I have lived through and still managed to come out somewhat normal on the other side. But the thought of even starting The Book scares the beejeezus out of me. I don’t [...]

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Ever feel like everyone is avoiding you?

Because my mother-in-law really needs to get the hint.
She emails my husband. He doesn’t respond. She calls. He doesn’t pick up. (Except the time that she called with her new cell, he answered because he didn’t recognize the number.)
She stopped by on Saturday, and I almost didn’t answer the door. I saw her walk by [...]

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