100 Things!

Everyone else has a list of 100 things. I don’t. But after this, I will.

1. My name is Amy
2. Lynn
3. I’ll spare you my last name.
4. Because I’m paranoid.
5. I don’t want my Family Of Origin to find my blog.
6. Because it will give them more reasons to whine about me.
7. I’m a 27 year old
8. stay at home mom
9. of three kids.
10. J is 8,
11. M is 4,
12. Bug is 2.
13. I gained 80# during my pregnancy with Bug.
14. I still have to lose most half of it.
15. I have a treadmill
16. with 3 1.5 inches of dust on it.
17. I have 2 sisters… one is older and lives in a messy house where the kitchen floor is so sticky that it pulled my shoe off of  my foot.  Then I have a younger sis who lives all the way in Alabama and used to grunt when she had to go to the bathroom and I would go shake her and make her pee her pants.
18. I also have a little brother.  He plays guitar and has hair that feels like carpet.
19. My husband is the greatest man I’ve ever met in my entire life.
20. I love him a lot.
21. I like his parents more than my own.
22. When I say ‘parents’, I’m referring to his dad and step-mom.
23. Not his biological mom.
24. She’s batshit.
25. I used to be really, really, REALLY screwed up.
26. Now I’m just really, really screwed up.
27. I like self-improvement shit.
28. I spent a year in therapy,
29. 12 weeks in Grace Groups,
30. 6 classes in The Artist’s Way,
31. and 4 days in Breakthrough.
32. I’m a ‘Saved by Grace through Faith’ Christian,
33. but not of the stuffy, legalistic variety.
34. I like to swear
35. drink
36. listen to secular music
37. and watch violent television.
38. I have a huge crush on Jack Bauer (not to be confused with Kiefer Sutherland)
39. and Bruce Willis.
40. I used to have a crush on Conan O’Brien.
41. I have a soft spot for nerds.
42. Which is probably why I voted for Al Gore in the 2000 election.
43. I have an inner retard
44. with multiple personality disorder.
45. Whenever I am around someone with an accent, I end up copying it
46. but not intentionally.
47. It’s actually really embarrassing,
48. and I try to stop myself,
49. but I can’t help it.
50. This is why I’m afraid to travel.
51. I don’t want to get shot for mocking people.
52. My ancestry is Yugoslavian
53. Norwegian
54. English
55. Irish
56. Native American
57. and people hailing from the unknown land of Caucasia.
58. I have a MySpace page.
59. I am one of those people who takes takes all the bulletin surveys.
60. I can’t resist answering stupid questions.
61. I am afraid of the dark
62. the phone
63. spiders
64. worms
65. and drowning.
66. I lost my best friend that way.
67. My favorite book is Captivating.
68. I don’t have a favorite song
69. or a favorite movie.
70. I am very indecisive.
71. I don’t like to be wrong
72. or take blame.
73. I really don’t like stupid people
74. whiny people
75. or fake people.
76. They piss me off
77. and I don’t know how to get over it.
78. I have hard time with forgiveness.
79. I’m working on it.
80. I love hummus
81. falafel
82. kimchi
83. steak
84. and brushetta.
85. I get upset when my inbox says “no new messages”.
86. It makes me feel unloved
87. and abandoned.
88. I often forget that other people have lives.
89. I am still waiting to buy my first house.
90. My dream house is in the country
91. on several acres
92. so I can have a horse.
93. Or two.
94. I get bored a lot.
95. I am always searching for a new project
96. but I have a problem with procrastinating
97. and finishing what I start.
98. I lose interest easily.
99. I’ve often wondered if I have A.D.D.
100. I’m a hypochondriac of mental illness.

Questions? Email me at AmysMagnumOpus AT att DOT net.