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Smokin’

Yeah.  I’ve been doing it lately.  A lot.
I quit for 3 years and then after that, I started becoming a “social smoker”, which meant I’d smoke around friends that smoked.  Which was usually only E.
Then a few weeks ago, I went out and played pool and got some cigarettes then.
And then I had a friend [...]

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It’s my own fault

Have you ever come across something on the internet that you thought was so completely friggin’ hysterical and you couldn’t help yourself so you watched it over and over and over and over and over again and then you watched it a few more times until your A.D.D. kicked in and you got bored with [...]

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(This is what you’ve been waiting for! Read Part 1 here…)
It only took about three-tenths of a second for the officer to figure out that I was drunk. Because that’s about as long as I could stand on one leg. And a breathalyzer showing a blood-alcohol level of 0.12 confirmed it.
Take a guess at [...]

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