But first, some things…
Oh, Internet, how I love you and your “quit smoking right now, you stupid fucktard” comments. I hear ya, loud and clear. And I will. I have to. My husband told me that I’d have to get a job if I started smoking again. That, and I get all paranoid when I’m [...]
Archive for the ‘stupidity’ Category
What’s on your Playlist… Part III
Posted in blah blah blah, stupidity on March 11, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I don’t even know
Posted in The Crazy, stupidity on January 25, 2008 | 4 Comments »
E: I need to find out when my contract is up so I can get a new phone.
Me: I need a new phone, too. I’m thinking about going with Verizon so I can send unlimited pexts and tics.
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Me: I really need to get some long underwear, I froze last night. [...]
You win!
Posted in Awards, stupidity on September 19, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Some of you will, anyhow. Not everyone can win.
Life’s not fair. Get over it.
My First Annual Semi-Annual Bi-Weekly Completely Random Retarded Thumbs Up Awards Handing Out Thingie…
The first category is “Best Singer in a Pagan Lithuanian ballad” …
Oh, this was a toughie!
The entries were pouring in from all over the [...]
